Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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