Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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