Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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