STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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