I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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