Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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