You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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