Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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