i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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