Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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