I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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