i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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