I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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