So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
barbara walters just said penis...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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