You were right. It hurts to walk today.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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