Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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