I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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