two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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