I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
jump out the window naked night went bad
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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