I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I want her autograph on my taint
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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