It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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