butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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