Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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