I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He shit in the fireplace
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
