And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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