I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sorry my hands just texted you
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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