You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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