Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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