Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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