Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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