grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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