My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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