I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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