i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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