What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
two words...techno handjob
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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