question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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