Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
