I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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