I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you win again, gameday.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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