I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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At least it wasn't tattoo'ed.
Heck yeah get some
Hopefully that "scrubbing" resulted in a another birthday present...you might actually want to thank him.
Sorry...you can't actually scrub the herpes off
At some point did it say "Ha({o})ay" ?
Again, porksword for the MOTHERFUCKING win!
It's "spent" not spend. Idiot.
heil grammar Nazi
I was wondering why that awful smell finally disappeared...
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