we're blogging at a bar
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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