Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
