maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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