i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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