Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Come share oat with me in your robe
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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