I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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