Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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