i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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