my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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