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say what?
wanna hang out?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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