The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
