Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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