i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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