You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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