but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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