Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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